These seem like a good post for a Saturday.
Have a great weekend!
Where else should he be?
If you can get beyond the fact that they were found a mile away from home at 8:00am
that they were reported missing 5 hours AFTER the police picked them up,
what about the last sentence:
"It is not yet known whether the mother will be charged with a crime."
I don't know. It kinda makes me wanna run off to California.
I can't make this stuff up.